So it looks like the first GOP candidate to officially announce a run for POTUS in 2016 is Ted Cruz. The Republican Senator from Texas made the announcement on Monday at Liberty University. And he actually had quite a large crowd gathered to hear him give his speech. OK, so yes, I know that his speech sounded exactly like a bad infomercial aired at 4:00 AM, and I know that the students at the Christian college where he spoke were literally forced to attend the speech or pay a fine, but apparently he really believes that he could be the leader of the free world, and is actually serious about running.
And so just to help Mr. Cruz a little with his ideas for campaign slogans, Liberals took to Twitter following his announcement. My favorite tweets fell under the #TedCruzCampainSlogans tag. And personally I would be hard pressed to decide which of these suggestions is the best…because they are all fantastic.
Here’s just a sampling of some of them….
Whiter than the last guy. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Jeff Barbose (@godofbiscuits) March 24, 2015
"Because science won't save you when you've died due to lack of health care" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Paul McKinney (@PaulMcKinneyLA) March 24, 2015
Fuck you pot smoking hippies #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Beer CULT ural IST (@Beertarded) March 24, 2015
The best #TedCruzCampaignSlogans I've heard is: I'll shrink government until it fits in a woman's vagina.
— Bob Mazak (@ChiWriter50) March 24, 2015
If you are not right in the head…then vote for Ted! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) March 23, 2015
A vote for Ted in the primaries… is a vote for Hillary in the general election. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) March 23, 2015
Congrats Madam President Clinton #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Sean Roy (@1SeanRoy) March 24, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans "I'm Not Muslim"
— Douglas Sanchez (@Dimensionaal) March 24, 2015
Stop laughing. I'm serious about this.
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— LUKE (@fspbat) March 24, 2015
Middles classe? We don't need no skinken middle class ! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— smokecreek (@smokescreek) March 24, 2015
Ted Cruz: I CAN hear the laughter. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Vince Curran (@BigglesDad) March 24, 2015
"My National Health Care will be the Lord's Prayer" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Bill Stender (@BillStender1) March 24, 2015
Michelle Bachmann no longer had the market cornered, Bee-otches! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Nameless Proletarian (@Otakar227) March 24, 2015
Michelle Bachmann no longer had the market cornered, Bee-otches! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Nameless Proletarian (@Otakar227) March 24, 2015
I'm not an alcoholic, but weirdly somehow wouldn't it be better if I was? #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Ed Simon (@WithEdSimon) March 24, 2015
THIS time, the guy who God told to run will totally take it! Pray, don't vote! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— BaronAtomy (@BaronAtomy) March 24, 2015
Even the democrats want me to get the republican nomination!! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Bridget W. (@1ShadySmurf) March 24, 2015
Joe McCarthy, sans the booze
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— BetsyD (@betsdavenport) March 24, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
RIP Science (1601-2017)
— JRehling (@JRehling) March 23, 2015
Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 23, 2015
@140elect A long-shot, but…
"We'll baffle with B.S. and confuse with our #logic" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/TvlmRav4Ch
— Endive Gardener (@EndiveG) March 23, 2015
I'm just here to make the others look way less crazy.
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans "Please Try To Keep A Straight Face When I Speak."
— drhug (@drhug) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
No really, I'm running. Stop laughing.
— Brian (@bmancuso7) March 23, 2015
