Twitter Erupts With Campaign Slogan Suggestions For Ted Cruz...Hilarity Ensues -

So it looks like the first GOP candidate to officially announce a run for POTUS in 2016 is Ted Cruz. The Republican Senator from Texas made the announcement on Monday at Liberty University. And he actually had quite a large crowd gathered to hear him give his speech. OK, so yes, I know that his speech sounded exactly like a bad infomercial aired at 4:00 AM, and I know that the students at the Christian college where he spoke were literally forced to attend the speech or pay a fine, but apparently he really believes that he could be the leader of the free world, and is actually serious about running.

And so just to help Mr. Cruz a little with his ideas for campaign slogans, Liberals took to Twitter following his announcement. My favorite tweets fell under the #TedCruzCampainSlogans tag. And personally I would be hard pressed to decide which of these suggestions is the best…because they are all fantastic.

Here’s just a sampling of some of them….

Whiter than the last guy. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Jeff Barbose (@godofbiscuits) March 24, 2015

"Because science won't save you when you've died due to lack of health care" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Paul McKinney (@PaulMcKinneyLA) March 24, 2015

Fuck you pot smoking hippies #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Beer CULT ural IST (@Beertarded) March 24, 2015

The best #TedCruzCampaignSlogans I've heard is: I'll shrink government until it fits in a woman's vagina.

— Bob Mazak (@ChiWriter50) March 24, 2015

If you are not right in the head…then vote for Ted! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) March 23, 2015

A vote for Ted in the primaries… is a vote for Hillary in the general election. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) March 23, 2015

Congrats Madam President Clinton #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Sean Roy (@1SeanRoy) March 24, 2015

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans "I'm Not Muslim"

— Douglas Sanchez (@Dimensionaal) March 24, 2015

Stop laughing. I'm serious about this. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— LUKE (@fspbat) March 24, 2015

Middles classe? We don't need no skinken middle class ! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— smokecreek (@smokescreek) March 24, 2015

Ted Cruz: I CAN hear the laughter. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Vince Curran (@BigglesDad) March 24, 2015

"My National Health Care will be the Lord's Prayer" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Bill Stender (@BillStender1) March 24, 2015

Michelle Bachmann no longer had the market cornered, Bee-otches! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Nameless Proletarian (@Otakar227) March 24, 2015

I'm not an alcoholic, but weirdly somehow wouldn't it be better if I was? #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Ed Simon (@WithEdSimon) March 24, 2015

THIS time, the guy who God told to run will totally take it! Pray, don't vote! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— BaronAtomy (@BaronAtomy) March 24, 2015

Even the democrats want me to get the republican nomination!! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Bridget W. (@1ShadySmurf) March 24, 2015

Joe McCarthy, sans the booze #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— BetsyD (@betsdavenport) March 24, 2015

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans RIP Science (1601-2017)

— JRehling (@JRehling) March 23, 2015

Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 23, 2015

@140elect A long-shot, but… "We'll baffle with B.S. and confuse with our #logic" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/TvlmRav4Ch

— Endive Gardener (@EndiveG) March 23, 2015

I'm just here to make the others look way less crazy. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) March 23, 2015

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans "Please Try To Keep A Straight Face When I Speak."

— drhug (@drhug) March 23, 2015

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans No really, I'm running. Stop laughing.

— Brian (@bmancuso7) March 23, 2015

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Twitter Erupts With Campaign Slogan Suggestions For Ted Cruz…Hilarity Ensues