Turns Out Fanatical Intolerance And Bigotry Doesn’t Work So Well For Indiana Pizza Joint…Who Knew?

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Dear owners of Indiana’s Memories Pizza….

I understand that you are now all sad and pouty because you were forced to shut down your business due to all of the angry phone calls and huge social media backlash you received after you proudly boasted to reporters that you would be refusing to serve gays. We all saw how excited you were to finally have a new Religious Freedom law to shield your fanatical intolerance and bigotry.

I feel for you, I really do. I mean, it must be coming as quite a shock to suddenly realize that most of the country doesn’t share your enthusiasm for discrimination based on someone’s sexual orientation.

But remember when you and all of your Conservative business owner friends said that the free market would take care of this whole problem? Well, guess what?….It just did.

Oh, but hey, while you’re counting up all of the money that you’re losing while you’re shut down, you can at least take solace in the fact that now you no longer have to worry about serving those gays. So I believe that we can call this a win-win.