Top 10 Totally Inappropriate Elf On The Shelf Pics!

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Here’s a few of my favorite most inappropriate Elf on the Shelf pics…now I need your help adding to my collection! And no, these definitely are NOT for the kids….

It is no secret that I have no love for the Elf on the Shelf. I have always been very vocal of my outright fear of this creepy little doll. For me, he is akin to the clown in Poltergeist. And every time I see a cute little picture of him, smiling like he can see into my soul, all I think is that little fucker wants to murder me in my sleep.

The only way I can handle even looking at his scary little elf face is if he is being tortured, or doing something warped or creepy enough to match his persona. Of course, I do realize that this probably says far more about my own twisted sense of humor than the doll itself…. but whatever.

So now that we’re in full swing of the Christmas season, I’ve put together a few of my favorite most inappropriate and twisted pictures of the extremely creepy Elf on the Shelf. (Please feel free to add your own in the comment section below.) And no, most of them are probably NOT appropriate to show your kids……


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