Because sometimes we all just need a really good laugh.
With just three weeks to go in this ugly election, I think we all could use a little comic relief. And lucky for us, Twitter just did us a big solid.
Tuesday Huffington Post Comedy started a new Twitter hashtag to make fun of Donald Trump’s “evangelical” side. Seriously, after everything Trump has said and done throughout his campaign….to say nothing of his behavior prior to running for president….people jumped at the chance to point out just how far Trump is from the principles of Christianity.
At this point I think it’s safe to say that we all now know exactly who Trump is and what he’s all about. And as funny as these tweets are…and they really are…they are also very poignant.
Truthfully, it’s difficult to understand how real evangelicals could possibly support a candidate like Trump. Based on his words and behavior it’s almost laughable to buy that he actually believes in the religion he claims. And based on these hilarious tweets I’m not the only one who feels this way.
"Frankly, Moses had 3 wives – and many people are saying I'll end up having more than him, if you want to know the truth." #EvangelicalTrump
— Atlas Gagged (@AtlasGagged) October 18, 2016
Hard to pray with hands that tiny.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏#EvangelicalTrump— Adam Reeder (@TheAdamReeder) October 18, 2016
Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's…..wait…does that mean paying taxes?
Fuck that.
Amen.
#EvangelicalTrump— Mindy Fischer Writer (@LeftyLibChic) October 18, 2016
"I had no intention of humping, was just talking through the eye of my needle." #EvangelicalTrump
— Petey Steele (@SteelebornDC) October 18, 2016
"Judge not…especially if your parents are Mexican" #JudgeCuriel #EvangelicalTrump
— Soy Juan Miller (@EveryTrumpFan) October 18, 2016
Then Lord God formed a man from orange clay. "Ooo. This doesn't work at all. Hey Lucifer, another reject for you." #EvangelicalTrump
— Brian J Walters (@BrianJWrites) October 18, 2016
Gold, Frankincense, myrrh? 3 wise men were cheap bastards. I would have got Jesus something Yuge, Spectacular, believe me #EvangelicalTrump
— Michael Grande (@MichaelGrande4) October 18, 2016
"Jesus is such a Crybaby. He pretends that he sacrificed. I sacrificed. I made a lot of Money. That is a Sacrifice" #EvangelicalTrump
— Zachary S. Grigley (@Imfaketrump) October 18, 2016
#EvangelicalTrump Gropingness is next to Godliness
— Schmeep (@Schmeep) October 18, 2016
Thou shall not grab ugly women by the p*ssy #EvangelicalTrump
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) October 18, 2016
We're going to build an ark. And the animals are going to pay for it. #EvangelicalTrump @HuffPostComedy
— Dan Stabb (@DanStabb) October 18, 2016
You shall covet your neighbor's wife.
You shall grope your neighbor's wife.
You shall use Tic Tac.— imfabulous (@imfabulous13) October 18, 2016
He was bleeding out of his wherever. #EvangelicalTrump
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) October 18, 2016
"You should look into this 'virgin' Mary's past, believe me. You'll find some very questionable things." #evangelicaltrump
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) October 18, 2016
#EvangelicalTrump Turn the other cheek…so I can grope it.
— Warren Throckmorton (@wthrockmorton) October 18, 2016
"I call him 'Shady Jesus.' He says he's Jesus of Nazareth, but he's born in Bethlehem. Which one is it? We don't know!" #EvangelicalTrump
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 18, 2016
"People say I've been inappropriate with nuns. Have you seen nuns? I don't think so!"#EvangelicalTrump
— andy lassner (@andylassner) October 18, 2016
Dont the Evangelicals know that every time someone votes for #EvangelicalTrump an Angel loses it's wings?
— Scott Leaf (@scottleaf) October 18, 2016
Grope thy neighbor #EvangelicalTrump
— Dona Trump (@Dona_Trumpf) October 18, 2016
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