Once Donald Trump gets impeached, Kellyanne Conway is going to need a new job. Fortunately for her, Twitter has plenty of suggestions.
Trump’s senior adviser and former campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, is a professional liar. From the non-stop defense of every Trump lie to microwaves that turn into cameras to the Bowling Green Massacre, it is impossible to take Kellyanne seriously. She lies so much, in fact, that several networks and news shows have banned her altogether.
Sometimes it’s our job to fact-check Kellyanne and call her out for lying. But other times it’s way more fun to just mercilessly mock her. Today is one of those times.
Saturday morning #NewJobsForKellyanneConway was trending on Twitter. And it was absolutely hilarious. The hashtag also caused conservatives on Twitter to have a complete melt-down, which made it even more fun.
Kellyanne is going to need a new job once Trump gets impeached. Lucky for her, Twitter is here to help out.
You’re welcome Kellyanne.
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway taste tester for Flint water #FlintMichigan #FlintWaterCrisis #TrumpCuts #epa2017 pic.twitter.com/FKztj19Ril
— Kathy Hardin (@ugottalaff937) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway Russian Flag pic.twitter.com/15utd7oJl0
— TrumanCapote's Ashes (@tcapotesashes) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway
Oh Wait ! ……😊 Too Late pic.twitter.com/geIlNvuIeV— IMP€🍑CH 🕇RUMP ✊ (@VinnyTimEC) March 18, 2017
Microwave Paparazzi #NewJobsForKellyanneConway
— The Irish Sitter (@trumanquinn) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway a mole…in Whack-A-Mole
— Joan K (@MamaKellogg4) March 18, 2017
Washing dishes in prison #NewJobsForKellyanneConway
— Mark (@VegansToner) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway Clean the White House staff kitchen microwave.
— Herr Trumpf ❄️📎 (@AdolfsProtege) March 18, 2017
GUARD DOG FOR THE WALL
— Marcus Crassus (@Crassiux) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway Greeter at the Trump Impeachment Museum
— baf426 (@baf426) March 18, 2017
Crash test dummy #NewJobsForKellyanneConway
— Scrypt_Pathogen (@Scrypt_Pathogen) March 18, 2017
Stand-in for Paddington Bear#NewJobsForKellyanneConway pic.twitter.com/ltC5fxH7f3
— Jordan Rice (@sobloodyclever) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway Toddler Wrangler, experienced.
— LaineyJ (@iamcanuck) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway professional turd polisher #AMJoy pic.twitter.com/l2KSvUmvFC
— ViewFromTheOutside (@TBIMobile) March 18, 2017
KAC should run the Trump brothels in China. #ImpeachTrump #NewJobsForKellyanneConway
— Wendy (@chillibeanboy) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway
How about Crow Pie Judge at the Sour Grapes Festival?— John S (@johnnie789) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway. She'll always have a job with FOX news. FOX always hires these people.
— Aireman (@Aireman59) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway How to get Russian funding expert.
— Aireman (@Aireman59) March 18, 2017
Bowling Green massacre survivor support specialist #newjobsforkellyanneconway pic.twitter.com/2MCrMZxpXo
— #Resist (@MrsShawnDa) March 18, 2017
There aren't any #NewJobsForKellyanneConway, her job of embarrassing me EVERYDAY keeps her qwhite busy!
— Donald J Trump (@HonestPOTUS45) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway. Press spokeswoman for Vladimir Putin.
— Aireman (@Aireman59) March 18, 2017
Reince's Preferred Diaper Changer
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway— Mel F. O'Cent (@Mel_F_OCent) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway shrimp boat captain pic.twitter.com/J5O3WZatBX
— Arlene Drummond (@askarlene) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway
Now that the microwaves are taken care of…on to fax machine espionage Q/A— Seth (@sethshaffer) March 18, 2017
#NewJobsForKellyanneConway
Meals on Wheels director.— Jason Royle (@JERoyle) March 18, 2017
Professor of Alternative U. S. History at Trump University #NewJobsForKellyanneConway pic.twitter.com/kjmjleO1Md
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) March 18, 2017
Seriously though, is anyone hiring? #NewJobsForKellyanneConway
— Kellyanne Conway (@KeIIyannePolls) March 18, 2017
