Mexico’s former President has made trolling Trump an art form. But he’s outdone himself with this one. Seriously, this will make you laugh out loud. It’s brilliant!
On Thursday, Vicente Fox put out a hilarious new video mocking Donald Trump. Fox has done several really funny videos, going after our buffoon of a President since before the election. But this new one is his best yet. Trump-lovers are gonna hate it!
In this new clip Fox tells Trump that he’s such a bad President that Fox has decided to run against him in 2020. Fox starts out saying, “[I have] a message for last year’s Halloween pumpkin. Donald, every time I make fun of you, which I do a lot, people say, “Why can’t you be our President?” America, I feel your pain. We all do. And that is why today I’m proud to announce my candidacy for President of the United States.”
After promising taco trucks on every corner, Fox says, “Now I know a lot of you will say, “How can you be President? You’re a Mexican!” And to those people I have three words: “Donald.” “Fucken.” “Trump.” If that worn out baseball glove tightly gripping a turd can be President, then amigos, anyone can.”
Fox’s campaign ad goes on to mercilessly mock Trump from every angle. “Now I was going to promise to undo all of Donald’s hateful legislation,” Fox says. “But amigo, you haven’t passed a fucken thing.”
“Donald,” he continues, “you suck so much at this job. If they ever do a Mount Rushmore for shitty presidents, it will just be your bloated, orange head four times. Yuck.”
Fox even has his own red campaign hats. And Fox’s slogans are way funnier than MAGA. His hats read, “Always Ask Before Grabbing A Pussy,” “65 Million Is More Than 62 Million,” and “Putin Is Not My Papi.”
This whole video is seriously funny. And oh how I wish Vicente Fox was our President right now. You wanna see some righty heads explode? Show them this clip.