These anti-Trump Christmas carols will definitely put a smile on your face. They’re hilarious!
Twitter just gave us an early Christmas present with these fantastic #TrumpCarols. Mercilessly mocking Trump is always fun. But mocking him to the tune of Christmas music somehow makes it even better.
It has been a very long year with Trump and the Republicans in control. And there hasn’t been a whole lot to smile about. But finding out Friday that Bob Mueller has flipped Mike Flynn against Trump certainly gave us something to cheer.
And now people are celebrating on social media with these clever Trump carols.
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the Christmas spirit….anti-Trump style!
12 new indictments
11 fake news crying
10 voter hacking
9 wired convos
8 shady meetings
7 Flynn's a-flipping
6 Kushner's caving
5 golden showers
4 Russian mobsters
3 sanction deals
2 kids in jail
And your wife's cheating with security#TrumpCarols— HoweverKT (@HoweverKT) December 1, 2017
🎶The politics in DC are frightful. But the #BlueWave is so delightful. The Repubs are reaping what they sow. They must go, they must go, they must go.🎶#TrumpCarols
— ❄ KS Henning ❄ Impeach the Fool Already! (@HenningArmyVet) December 1, 2017
Jingle bells
Mike Flynn tells.– Donald?
Locked away.
Oh what fun the world will have on Trump's Impeachment Day!
Oh, jingle bells
Mike Flynn tells.– Donald?
Locked away.
Oh what fun the world will have on Trump's Impeachment Day.
— 🎄 Jeanna Christmas Dinner 🎄 (@JeannaLStars) December 1, 2017
He's making a list
Your name is there, too,
We'll soon see indictments out the wazoo
Robert Mueller is coming to town. #TrumpCarols— Jesus H. Christ (@JoeBlowYo2) December 1, 2017
Arrest ye merry gentlemen #TrumpCarols
— Tyler Bryant (@tyler_bryant) December 1, 2017
You better not collude,
With Russian Spies.
You better not collude
And I'll tell you why:Mueller's FBI is comin' to town…
He knows that you've been tweeting,
He knows your brain is baked.
We all know you do nothin' but LIE,
So resign for goodness sake!— 2 Balls And A Strike (@FakeArtCritic) December 1, 2017
Traitors sing
Are you listenin’?
Flynn has flipped
Trump is bristlin’.
A beautiful sight,
Impeachment is nigh.
Walkin in a winter Muellerland!#TrumpCarols— Natels (@NatelsNate) December 1, 2017
Arrest the scary gentleman
With skin of orange color
There's reams of legal evidence
Procured by Robert Mueller🎶
Please save us all from three more years
Of chaos and decay
Bring tidings of comfort and joy…— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) December 1, 2017
He sees that you've been lying
He'll see that you're impeached
He knows that you've been bad, not good
And security's been breached
So
Pack up your bags
Stop telling lies
Give it up now, we're telling you why
Rob Mueller is taking you down #Trumpcarols— Katy Gadders (@MommaMogwai) December 1, 2017
Hark! The Russian Agents Sing#TrumpCarols pic.twitter.com/IKVkiqOh72
— Bernie Bernstein (@punoonuh_boons) December 1, 2017
Little Slammer Boy (I am a poor boy too pah-rum-pa-pah-pum) #TrumpCarols pic.twitter.com/UUPfYi5WIy
— Karen Gauthier (@klgauthier) December 1, 2017
I'm gettin' impeached for Christmas
Pence and Ivanka are mad.
I'm gettin' impeached for Christmas
I didn't hire the best people. Sad!#TrumpCarols— Kelly (@kellyjoyrf) December 1, 2017
Later on
We'll conspire
oh crap, Mike Flynn is wired
Jared, is so afraid
The plans that we've made
Perp Walking in a winter wonderland#TrumpCarols— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) December 1, 2017
I'm gonna have to go with Mueller baby.
Mueller baby, slip a plea deal under the tree for me#TrumpCarols https://t.co/8aVVMhJkLy— Sher resist (@stemeakabrunson) December 1, 2017
Away in a prison, a cot for a bed #TrumpCarols
— Susies Andb (@susiesandb) December 1, 2017
Dashing through the snow.
On Trump’s Impeachment Day.
Oh, what Mueller knows.
Laughing all the way.
Bars on jail cells clink.
Making guilty, Mike.
What fun it is to prove guilt and sing.
On December 1st tonight!#TrumpCarols #MikeFlynn #LockHimUp— Matthew Kletter (@MatthewKletter) December 2, 2017
You better watch out. You better not cry.
You better not pout I'm telling you why.
Mueller Clause is coming to town!
He sees you when you treason.
He knows when you are fake.
He knows if you lied on your oath
So get ready for your prison date.#TrumpCarols— Jason Smith (@_pastafari_) December 1, 2017
🎶This year has been so terribly frightful
But the indictments have made it delightful
And now that Trump's been caught in his lies
Let him Cry Let him Cry & Goodbye 🎶Wishing ev1 a #TrumpFree Xmas
#TrumpCarols— CarolAnn (@lillybeth53) December 1, 2017
I’ll be jailed for Christmas
Flynn has flipped on me
Please have soap
That’s on a rope
‘Cause Manafort's leering at meChristmas Eve will find me
Where no gold, just stainless, gleams
So SAD! I’ll be jailed for Christmas
Tweeting #FakeNews in my dreams#TrumpCarols— Susan Dordoni (@SusanDordoni) December 1, 2017
Little Dumber Boys#TrumpCarols pic.twitter.com/FOg7i3kYep
— Bernie Bernstein (@punoonuh_boons) December 1, 2017
Trumps nuts
Roasting on an open fire
Mueller nipping at your nose
Kusher & Flynn in jail with your kin
Now everybody knows— Jab Jab Hook (@jokinandtokin) December 2, 2017
It’s beginning to look a lot like Treason, everywhere you go! #TrumpCarols
— Leanna Renay (@leannuh_renay) December 1, 2017
🎶 O, jingle bells.
Trump cartels.
Putin's little bitch.
Flynn has spewed and Trump is screwed,
Flynn's a traitor snitch.
Jingle bells.
Prison cells.
Trump will go to jail.
So will Kushner and Mike Pence
And Junior with no bail.🎵#TrumpCarols @realDonaldTrump
@AnnRandPaulRyan— Sally Mills (@BlueHillSally) December 2, 2017
Mueller Christmas to all, and to all a good bye! #TrumpCarols pic.twitter.com/5XwxUSpDot
— BLGee (@BeeElleGee) December 1, 2017
O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
Your presidency's history#TrumpCarols— MJ McKenna 🐝 (@MJMCK3NNA) December 2, 2017
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