This is freaking hilarious! This right-wing nut-job tweeted out an insane conspiracy theory about the Alabama election. And Liberals on Twitter responded with sheer brilliance!
Democrats had a great week this week. Donald Trump’s favorite pedophile lost a big election in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones thanks, in large part, to African American women coming out in droves. And it’s driving the conservatives absolutely insane.
On Wednesday, right-wing talk radio host of YourVoice America, Bill Mitchell, tweeted out his explanation for the Republicans’ loss. Mitchell and his fellow wing-nuts seem to think that Roy Moore lost because black people were bussed into Alabama to illegally vote for Jones.
Mitchell said,
“I am hearing rumors that black voters from MS were encouraged to cross over into AL and vote. Anyone else hearing this? Anything to it? That might explain the 30% turnout higher than population percentage. Just reporting the rumor.”
I am hearing rumors that black voters from MS were encouraged to cross over into AL and vote. Anyone else hearing this? Anything to it? That might explain the 30% turnout higher than population percentage. Just reporting the rumor.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) December 13, 2017
It’s kind of funny how he threw this ridiculous conspiracy theory out there under the guise of reporting rumors. Trump supporters just ate it up. But the best thing about this tweet is it gave witty and hilarious Libs a chance to sarcastically point out how foolish and absurd these conservatives really are.
These responses are laugh out loud funny. God bless the Libs!
They were heading out of Alabama. It was a pre-emptive move to get all teen girls out of the state in case Moore won.
— Tom Miller (@tmiller231) December 13, 2017
Mississippi resident here, can confirm I was one of those who crossed over. But an IMPORTANT correction: the vans were dark grayish and not black.
— Deebo (@ai002h) December 13, 2017
Scotland calling: yes I flew across the Atlantic then bused it down to Alabama just so I could vote. That’s legal right? 🤣
— WeeLeithy (@Aibagawa) December 14, 2017
Space Station astronaut here. I took one of the SpaceX rockets and landed in Huntsville and voted for Doug Jones 20 times.
— Passwordabcdef (@passwordabcdef) December 15, 2017
T'was a hard war. No red or green or string lights in sight. So many Nutcracker soldiers returning with missing limbs and PTSD. And when they cut off Santa's head and put it on a pike – oh lord!
— Sara Camps (@cheesepickles) December 14, 2017
We’ll never forget the American Gulag, where they sent all the prisoners who dared to say Merry Christmas and were spared execution.
— RobOz (@roboso) December 15, 2017
I just hope he pays up quick. I have a spirit cooking ritual planned for December 25 and all this sacrificial human blood isn't going to buy itself.
— Not Kathy Griffin (@kathy) December 14, 2017
You guys got to fly in a helicopter???? I had to drive, and he is only paying me few thousand for my 10 votes…
— RisingVoices (@oftheopposition) December 14, 2017
Drive? You're lucky! I had to roll my Radio Flyer all the way from VA to MS & then caught the Goodyear Blimp to the polls to vote 53 times for Doug Jones.
— AVC (@AllisonVCraig) December 15, 2017
I flew down from the northeast, covered my face with shoe polish, and voted in 5 different districts under the names Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, and Michael.
— Bruno (@pjbruno79) December 14, 2017
Dammit, I have voter frauded SO MANY TIMES and STILL haven't gotten paid! You're telling me I gotta go all the way to Greece?
— Ali 💙 (@GrumpsterKitty) December 15, 2017
seriously though, no buses involved. George Soros bought each of us an Escalade to drive over. Buses are for non-billionaires. Escalades for border states and first class flights for everyone else. I did carpool for 5 other illegal transgender communist Satan-worshipers though
— Tammy Rainey (@Tammy_Beth) December 14, 2017
OMFG, he actually paid you? That SOB owes me for all the times I've voted Dem and now he won't return my freaking calls. I swear this is all Obama's fault.
— Matt (@BigotedVsBigots) December 14, 2017
That was me. They actually hired me to run off with Jones ballots, but the Moore shitheels were too stupid to get the boxes straight.
Oh well, still got paid. 🤣
— Chip Crawford (@rethinkthat) December 15, 2017
I knew I saw smartly dressed penguin at the polls, but everyone I tried to alert just accused me of being high! I mean, I was high, but not penguin voting high.
— MagPie Tweets (@magpie_tweet) December 15, 2017
I can confirm this. It was I who led the voodoo ceremony to bless Soros' serum which reanimated the zombies. I also squeezed in a chant to make Moore's horse behave badly while he was riding… pic.twitter.com/r39lYgGjT5
— WordsOnScreen (@kimberlymallen2) December 15, 2017
I can confirm, I was the zombie in the 3 row on the left. Lead by zombie Michael Jackson we voted 35 times each… quick question, when does the spell wear off? I'm getting kinda sleepy pic.twitter.com/7cX0U01p2D
— 🇺🇸Prez Dwayne Elizondo M.Dew Herbert Camacho🇺🇸 (@AlbionWilliams) December 15, 2017
I want to do this next election. Did you have to reserve a spot ahead of time?
— PattyM (@pepperpat64) December 15, 2017
I can verify this 100% we “Blacks” here (all three of us, well two black guys and one Asian really…. but he’s fam) in Washington were too lazy to go to alabama but were tech savvy so we just voted 1,000 times online. We did use Soros bitcoin to fund the busses so you’re welcome
— Ry Cooper (@kingpin7666) December 15, 2017
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