Politics

Hey Conservatives, Maybe You’re Right To Be So Paranoid….

Hey Conservatives, Maybe You’re Right To Be So Paranoid….

OK Conservatives… Listen, I believe in giving credit where credit is due…and this time I must bow to your incredible investigative skills and trustworthy intuition. I am quite certain that because of your endless prayers asking Republican Jesus to destroy the Kenyan currently squatting in the White House, God has obviously given you an uncanny […]

The 12 Mandatory Requirements To Enter The 2016 GOP Clown Car

You know, I really do have to admit that so far I am thoroughly enjoying the spectacle being put on by the 2016 Republican contenders. I mean the comedic entertainment value alone far surpasses the price of admission. But I couldn’t help but notice that the righties have actually come up with an interesting list […]

Abstinence-Only High School Hit By Chlamydia Outbreak:1 In 15 Students Affected – VIDEO

Abstinence-Only High School Hit By Chlamydia Outbreak:1 In 15 Students Affected – VIDEO

I realize that for most rational minded people this will come as no surprise, but if we, as a nation, really want to reduce the number of teen pregnancies and STDs, the research overwhelmingly shows us that we must prepare our youth with fact based sex education. And yet, for some inexplicable reason, there are […]

God Should Punish Slutty Women With Regrowing Hymens…Misogyny, Ted Cruz Style

Ted Cruz and his big plan to keep slutty women from whoring around?…having God step in and punish all women with magical regenerative hymens. Naturally. I would be hard pressed right now to choose the best GOP member of Congress. But if you were to ask me who one of their WORST was, I would say […]

Religious Right Raises Half A Million Dollars To Support Fanatical Intolerance And Bigotry (VIDEO)

Religious Right Raises Half A Million Dollars To Support Fanatical Intolerance And Bigotry (VIDEO)

It seems that Conservatives are beginning to realize that despite their best efforts to stop it, the world around them is changing. And they were shocked to learn this week that regardless of the new law passed in Indiana, most of the country no longer shares their belief that religion gives them permission to perpetuate […]

Teacher Tells Students They Aren’t Christians If They Support Obama

It’s not hard to notice that Conservatives have become increasingly consumed with their rabid hatred of President Obama. And it really is quite startling how brazen they’ve gotten about openly expressing their disdain for him regardless of where they are or who might hear them. But one place that we shouldn’t have to worry about […]

A Letter For All Whiny Obama-Hating Conservatives

A Letter For All Whiny Obama-Hating Conservatives

Dear Conservatives….. OK, my righty friends, I think it’s long past time that we clear a few things up. First of all, it really IS a fact that Obama won the Presidency, and NO, you can’t change that, no matter how desperately you try. And you probably should know that to the rest of the […]