rants and op-eds

To All Of My Conservative Friends And Family….We Need To Talk

To All Of My Conservative Friends And Family….We Need To Talk

To all of my Conservative friends and family on the right… Today, I’d like to talk to you about some of our shared interests and appeal to your American common sense, if I may. Look, I get that you don’t like Hillary just like you don’t like the black man in the White House. I […]

“Commie Pinko”?? “Slutty Whore”?? …Oh It’s Time For a Neo-Con Smack Down!

“Commie Pinko”?? “Slutty Whore”?? …Oh It’s Time For a Neo-Con Smack Down!

Adorable little email I just got (and by ‘adorable’ I mean WTF?!)…. “Whether you like it or not, I am speaking for ALL decent men here. You are nothing but a disgusting and delusional Commie Pinko and obviously since you are so in love with Planned Parenthood you are also a slutty whore who thinks […]

Atheist Obliterates Christian Pastor Who Called For Obama’s Death And Declared His Mother A Whore

Atheist Obliterates Christian Pastor Who Called For Obama’s Death And Declared His Mother A Whore

One of the things I truly love about posting my articles on social media, like Facebook, is that it gives readers a chance to interact, debate, and respond. It also offers both me and the readers a unique opportunity to view things from many different perspectives. And while I’m certainly not trying to overtly brag […]

Turns Out Fanatical Intolerance And Bigotry Doesn’t Work So Well For Indiana Pizza Joint…Who Knew?

Turns Out Fanatical Intolerance And Bigotry Doesn’t Work So Well For Indiana Pizza Joint…Who Knew?

Dear owners of Indiana’s Memories Pizza…. I understand that you are now all sad and pouty because you were forced to shut down your business due to all of the angry phone calls and huge social media backlash you received after you proudly boasted to reporters that you would be refusing to serve gays. We […]

A Letter For All Whiny Obama-Hating Conservatives

A Letter For All Whiny Obama-Hating Conservatives

Dear Conservatives….. OK, my righty friends, I think it’s long past time that we clear a few things up. First of all, it really IS a fact that Obama won the Presidency, and NO, you can’t change that, no matter how desperately you try. And you probably should know that to the rest of the […]

A Message To Netanyahu From An American Liberal

A Message To Netanyahu From An American Liberal

Dear Mr. Netanyahu…. I know that to much of the world Americans are known for being rather stupid. But, at the risk of ruining our infamous reputation, I probably should tell you that actually most of us can clearly see that your whole production of speaking to a joint session of our Congress was really […]