rants and op-eds

Turns Out Fanatical Intolerance And Bigotry Doesn’t Work So Well For Indiana Pizza Joint…Who Knew?

Turns Out Fanatical Intolerance And Bigotry Doesn’t Work So Well For Indiana Pizza Joint…Who Knew?

Dear owners of Indiana’s Memories Pizza…. I understand that you are now all sad and pouty because you were forced to shut down your business due to all of the angry phone calls and huge social media backlash you received after you proudly boasted to reporters that you would be refusing to serve gays. We […]

A Letter For All Whiny Obama-Hating Conservatives

A Letter For All Whiny Obama-Hating Conservatives

Dear Conservatives….. OK, my righty friends, I think it’s long past time that we clear a few things up. First of all, it really IS a fact that Obama won the Presidency, and NO, you can’t change that, no matter how desperately you try. And you probably should know that to the rest of the […]

A Message To Netanyahu From An American Liberal

A Message To Netanyahu From An American Liberal

Dear Mr. Netanyahu…. I know that to much of the world Americans are known for being rather stupid. But, at the risk of ruining our infamous reputation, I probably should tell you that actually most of us can clearly see that your whole production of speaking to a joint session of our Congress was really […]