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Lindsay Lohan Chases Homeless Family, Accuses Them Of Trafficking Their Own Children, And Then Gets Clocked By The Mother -VIDEO

Lindsay Lohan Chases Homeless Family, Accuses Them Of Trafficking Their Own Children, And Then Gets Clocked By The Mother -VIDEO

Lindsay Lohan chased this homeless family after accusing them of being Syrian refugees who were trafficking their own children. After Lohan tried to take the children, the mother punched her in the face. In crazy celebrity news today, Lindsay Lohan shocked her fans when she posted a video to her Instagram account showing her following […]

New Religious Theme Park Claims That Dinosaurs Were Just 900-Year-Old Lizards -VIDEO

New Religious Theme Park Claims That Dinosaurs Were Just 900-Year-Old Lizards -VIDEO

This Baptist preacher is opening a new creationist theme park in Alabama where he plans to teach people that the dinosaurs were just lizards who never stopped growing and lived to be 900 years old. Baptist Pastor and YouTube star Kent Hovind has a colorful past. And now he’s opening a creationist dinosaur theme park […]

This GOP Congressional Candidate Says She Was Abducted By Space Aliens. Seriously.

This GOP Congressional Candidate Says She Was Abducted By Space Aliens. Seriously.

Florida Republican candidate for Congress Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, who has been endorsed by the Miami Herald, says, “I was abducted by aliens but that doesn’t define me.” Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera is a Republican candidate in Florida running to win a House seat in Miami being vacated by Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R). And she’s the perfect candidate […]

This Is The Animal Hero Story That You Didn’t Know You Needed Today

This Is The Animal Hero Story That You Didn’t Know You Needed Today

Donald Trump is doing his best to destroy this country. But today was the day that everyone came together to root on a wayward raccoon. Tuesday morning, a cute little raccoon in Minnesota set off on a mission that ended up breaking the internet. The animal was first spotted over the weekend at the Town […]

Televangelist Says That Parkland Students Are ‘Demonic’ Nazis Who Want To ‘Rape’ Gun Owners -VIDEO

Televangelist Says That Parkland Students Are ‘Demonic’ Nazis Who Want To ‘Rape’ Gun Owners -VIDEO

  This is bat-shit-crazy….even for the evangelicals. On Monday, televangelist Francis Swaggart, the wife of Jimmy Swaggart, said that the students who participated in Saturday’s March for our Lives were like “demonic Nazis” who want to “rape” gun owners. During the program Frances and Friends, Swaggart said, “People have got to address the fact that […]

Pennsylvania School District Arms Students With Rocks To Stop School Shootings, Yes Seriously

Pennsylvania School District Arms Students With Rocks To Stop School Shootings, Yes Seriously

Come on Pennsylvania. This is just insane. A Pennsylvania school district thinks they have found the solution to combat gun violence in their schools. They’re giving the students rocks. Yes, rocks. According to the superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District in Schuylkill County Pennsylvania, David Helsel, buckets of river stones have been placed in […]

Doritos Coming Out With New ‘Lady-Friendly’ Chips That Don’t Crunch For Women

Doritos Coming Out With New ‘Lady-Friendly’ Chips That Don’t Crunch For Women

What in the actual hell?? Of all the things that we really need in this country, soggy lady-chips that don’t crunch ain’t one of them. On Sunday, the bosses at Doritos revealed that they are about to launch a new “lady-friendly” version of their chips that don’t crunch. Because apparently it’s unladylike to eat crunchy […]

Nancy Pelosi Judging RuPaul Drag Queens?? Fun!

Nancy Pelosi Judging RuPaul Drag Queens?? Fun!

This is exactly what this cold winter needs…Nancy Pelosi and drag queens! She’s an expert at wrangling politicians. Now let’s see how she does with RuPaul’s queens! It’s just a fact. Democrats are more fun than Republicans. I mean, can you imagine Mitch McConnell or Paul Ryan agreeing to be a guest judge for a […]

Check Out These Awkward Puberty Photos Of Celebrities!

Check Out These Awkward Puberty Photos Of Celebrities!

  Stephen Colbert is offering a donation to Puerto Rico hurricane relief efforts for every awkward puberty photo shared by a celebrity. #PuberMe for #PuertoRicoRelief Celebrities are sharing embarrassing and awkward childhood pictures of themselves to give people a good laugh for a good cause. On Wednesday night, actor Nick Kroll was on The Late […]

New Details Show Mysterious Attack On US Diplomats In Cuba Is Even More Terrifying

New Details Show Mysterious Attack On US Diplomats In Cuba Is Even More Terrifying

This story just keeps getting crazier and more terrifying. In August, the United States government first reported that there had been some sort of mysterious sonic attack on American diplomats in Cuba causing symptoms like hearing loss. As new details emerge, we are now learning that the damage was much more severe than originally reported. […]