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This GOP Congressional Candidate Says She Was Abducted By Space Aliens. Seriously.

This GOP Congressional Candidate Says She Was Abducted By Space Aliens. Seriously.

Florida Republican candidate for Congress Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, who has been endorsed by the Miami Herald, says, “I was abducted by aliens but that doesn’t define me.” Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera is a Republican candidate in Florida running to win a House seat in Miami being vacated by Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R). And she’s the perfect candidate […]

This Is The Animal Hero Story That You Didn’t Know You Needed Today

This Is The Animal Hero Story That You Didn’t Know You Needed Today

Donald Trump is doing his best to destroy this country. But today was the day that everyone came together to root on a wayward raccoon. Tuesday morning, a cute little raccoon in Minnesota set off on a mission that ended up breaking the internet. The animal was first spotted over the weekend at the Town […]

Televangelist Says That Parkland Students Are ‘Demonic’ Nazis Who Want To ‘Rape’ Gun Owners -VIDEO

Televangelist Says That Parkland Students Are ‘Demonic’ Nazis Who Want To ‘Rape’ Gun Owners -VIDEO

  This is bat-shit-crazy….even for the evangelicals. On Monday, televangelist Francis Swaggart, the wife of Jimmy Swaggart, said that the students who participated in Saturday’s March for our Lives were like “demonic Nazis” who want to “rape” gun owners. During the program Frances and Friends, Swaggart said, “People have got to address the fact that […]

Pennsylvania School District Arms Students With Rocks To Stop School Shootings, Yes Seriously

Pennsylvania School District Arms Students With Rocks To Stop School Shootings, Yes Seriously

Come on Pennsylvania. This is just insane. A Pennsylvania school district thinks they have found the solution to combat gun violence in their schools. They’re giving the students rocks. Yes, rocks. According to the superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District in Schuylkill County Pennsylvania, David Helsel, buckets of river stones have been placed in […]

Doritos Coming Out With New ‘Lady-Friendly’ Chips That Don’t Crunch For Women

Doritos Coming Out With New ‘Lady-Friendly’ Chips That Don’t Crunch For Women

What in the actual hell?? Of all the things that we really need in this country, soggy lady-chips that don’t crunch ain’t one of them. On Sunday, the bosses at Doritos revealed that they are about to launch a new “lady-friendly” version of their chips that don’t crunch. Because apparently it’s unladylike to eat crunchy […]

Nancy Pelosi Judging RuPaul Drag Queens?? Fun!

Nancy Pelosi Judging RuPaul Drag Queens?? Fun!

This is exactly what this cold winter needs…Nancy Pelosi and drag queens! She’s an expert at wrangling politicians. Now let’s see how she does with RuPaul’s queens! It’s just a fact. Democrats are more fun than Republicans. I mean, can you imagine Mitch McConnell or Paul Ryan agreeing to be a guest judge for a […]

Check Out These Awkward Puberty Photos Of Celebrities!

Check Out These Awkward Puberty Photos Of Celebrities!

  Stephen Colbert is offering a donation to Puerto Rico hurricane relief efforts for every awkward puberty photo shared by a celebrity. #PuberMe for #PuertoRicoRelief Celebrities are sharing embarrassing and awkward childhood pictures of themselves to give people a good laugh for a good cause. On Wednesday night, actor Nick Kroll was on The Late […]

New Details Show Mysterious Attack On US Diplomats In Cuba Is Even More Terrifying

New Details Show Mysterious Attack On US Diplomats In Cuba Is Even More Terrifying

This story just keeps getting crazier and more terrifying. In August, the United States government first reported that there had been some sort of mysterious sonic attack on American diplomats in Cuba causing symptoms like hearing loss. As new details emerge, we are now learning that the damage was much more severe than originally reported. […]

Thousands Of Florida Gun Owners Signing Up To Fire Their Guns Into Hurricane Irma

Thousands Of Florida Gun Owners Signing Up To Fire Their Guns Into Hurricane Irma

Never underestimate stupid people in large groups. In today’s episode of What in the Holy Hell is Wrong with These People?! I submit some stupid Floridians packing heat as they face down Mother Nature. Hurricane Irma is a monster storm that has already devastated the Caribbean. And now it’s bearing down on the state of […]

Hypocrite Hobby Lobby Gets Busted Smuggling Iraqi Religious Artifacts

Hypocrite Hobby Lobby Gets Busted Smuggling Iraqi Religious Artifacts

Hobby Lobby has issues with women using birth control. They say it goes against their “religious beliefs.” But illegally smuggling ancient artifacts out of Iraq? I guess Jesus is all cool with that one. On Wednesday, the Justice Department announced that Hobby Lobby must turn over 5,500 ancient religious artifacts that were smuggled out of […]