Doritos Coming Out With New ‘Lady-Friendly’ Chips That Don’t Crunch For Women

What in the actual hell?? Of all the things that we really need in this country, soggy lady-chips that don’t crunch ain’t one of them. On Sunday, the bosses at Doritos revealed that they are about to launch a new “lady-friendly” version of their chips that don’t crunch. Because apparently it’s unladylike to eat crunchy […]