Terms of Service

Now this is going to look frightening but it is just here for legal purposes. The main thing here is to follow “The Golden Rule” which reminds us to “do unto others as we would have them do unto us”.

That being said here is all the legal stuff I am required to post.

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER Terms of Service

ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER welcomes you. MINDY FISCHER, WRITER provides its service to you subject to the following Terms of Service (“TOS”), which may be updated by us from time to time without notice to you. In addition, when using MINDY FISCHER, WRITER owned or operated services, you and MINDY FISCHER, WRITER shall be subject to any posted guidelines or rules applicable to such services, which may be posted from time to time. All such guidelines or rules (including but not limited to our Spam Policy) are hereby incorporated by reference into the TOS.

DESCRIPTION OF SERVICE

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER provides users with access to a rich collection of resources which may be accessed through any various medium or device now known or hereafter developed (the “Service”). You also understand and agree that the Service may include advertisements and that these advertisements are necessary for MINDY FISCHER, WRITER to provide the Service. You also understand and agree that the Service may include certain communications from MINDY FISCHER, WRITER , such as service announcements, administrative messages and that these communications are considered part of MINDY FISCHER, WRITER membership and you will not be able to opt out of receiving them. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, any new features that augment or enhance the current Service shall be subject to the TOS. You understand and agree that the Service is provided “AS-IS” and that MINDY FISCHER, WRITER assumes no responsibility for the timeliness, deletion, mis-delivery or failure to store any user communications or personalization settings. You are responsible for obtaining access to the Service, and that access may involve third-party fees (such as Internet service provider or airtime charges). You are responsible for those fees, including those fees associated with the display or delivery of advertisements. In addition, you must provide and are responsible for all equipment necessary to access the Service.

YOUR REGISTRATION OBLIGATIONS

In consideration of your use of the Service, you represent that you are of legal age to form a binding contract and are not a person barred from receiving services under the laws of any applicable jurisdiction. You also agree to: (a) provide true, accurate, current and complete information about yourself as prompted by the Service’s registration form (the “Registration Data”) and (b) maintain and promptly update the Registration Data to keep it true, accurate, current and complete. If you provide any information that is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, or MINDY FISCHER, WRITER has reasonable grounds to suspect that such information is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, MINDY FISCHER, WRITER has the right to suspend or terminate your account and refuse any and all current or future use of the Service (or any portion thereof). MINDY FISCHER, WRITER is concerned about the safety and privacy of all its users, particularly children. For this reason, parents of children under the age of 13 who wish to allow their children access to the Service must create a MINDY FISCHER, WRITER Family Account. When you create a MINDY FISCHER, WRITER Family Account and add your child to the account, you certify that you are at least 18 years old and that you are the legal guardian of the child/children listed on the MINDY FISCHER, WRITER Family Account. By adding a child to your MINDY FISCHER, WRITER Family Account, you also give your child permission to access many areas of the Service, including, notes and message boards. Please remember that the Service is designed to appeal to a broad audience. Accordingly, as the legal guardian, it is your responsibility to determine whether any of the Service areas and/or Content (as defined in Section 6 below) are appropriate for your child.

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER PRIVACY POLICY

Registration Data and certain other information about you is subject to our Privacy Policy. You understand that through your use of the Service you consent to the collection and use (as set forth in the Privacy Policy) of this information, including the transfer of this information to the United States and/or other countries for storage, processing and use by MINDY FISCHER, WRITER and its affiliates.

MEMBER ACCOUNT, PASSWORD AND SECURITY

You will receive a password and account designation upon completing the Service’s registration process. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of the password and account and are fully responsible for all activities that occur under your password or account. You agree to (a) immediately notify MINDY FISCHER, WRITER of any unauthorized use of your password or account or any other breach of security, and (b) ensure that you exit from your account at the end of each session. MINDY FISCHER, WRITER cannot and will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with this Section 5.

INTERSTATE NATURE OF COMMUNICATIONS ON MINDY FISCHER, WRITER ‘S NETWORK

When you register with MINDY FISCHER, WRITER , you acknowledge that in using MINDY FISCHER, WRITER services to send electronic communications you will be causing communications to be sent through MINDY FISCHER, WRITER ’s computer networks, portions of which are located in locations in the United States and portions of which are located abroad. As a result, and also as a result of MINDY FISCHER, WRITER ‘s network architecture and business practices and the nature of electronic communications, even communications that seem to be intrastate in nature can result in the transmission of interstate communications regardless of where you are physically located at the time of transmission. Accordingly, by agreeing to this Terms of Service, you acknowledge that use of the service results in interstate data transmissions.

SPECIAL ADMONITIONS FOR INTERNATIONAL USE

Recognizing the global nature of the Internet, you agree to comply with all local rules regarding online conduct and acceptable Content. Specifically, you agree to comply with all applicable laws regarding the transmission of technical data exported from the country in which you reside.

CONTRIBUTIONS TO SAMUEL WARDE

By submitting ideas, suggestions, documents, and/or proposals (“Contributions”) to MINDY FISCHER, WRITER through its suggestion or feedback WebPages, you acknowledge and agree that: (a) your Contributions do not contain confidential or proprietary information; (b) MINDY FISCHER, WRITER is not under any obligation of confidentiality, express or implied, with respect to the Contributions; (c) MINDY FISCHER, WRITER may have something similar to the Contributions already under consideration or in development.

NO RESALE OF SERVICE

You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, trade, resell or exploit for any commercial purposes, any portion of the Service, use of the Service, or access to the Service.

MODIFICATIONS TO SERVICE

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER reserves the right at any time and from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, the Service (or any part thereof) with or without notice. You agree that MINDY FISCHER, WRITER shall not be liable to you or to any third party for any modification, suspension or discontinuance of the Service.

TERMINATION

You agree that MINDY FISCHER, WRITER may, under certain circumstances and without prior notice, immediately terminate your MINDY FISCHER, WRITER account, any associated notes and materials posted, and access to the Service. Cause for such termination shall include, but not be limited to, (a) breaches or violations of the TOS or other incorporated agreements or guidelines, (b) requests by law enforcement or other government agencies, (c) a request by you (self-initiated account deletions), (d) discontinuance or material modification to the Service (or any part thereof), (e) unexpected technical or security issues or problems, (f) extended periods of inactivity, (g) engagement by you in fraudulent or illegal activities. Termination of your MINDY FISCHER, WRITER account includes (a) removal of access to all offerings within the Service, including but not limited to MINDY FISCHER, WRITER notes, forum postings, photographs uploaded, etc., (b) deletion of your password and all related information, files and content associated with or inside your account (or any part thereof), and (c) barring of further use of the Service. Further, you agree that all terminations for cause shall be made in MINDY FISCHER, WRITER ‘s sole discretion and that MINDY FISCHER, WRITER shall not be liable to you or any third party for any termination of your account, any associated user name, notes, postings, uploads, or access to the Service.

DEALINGS WITH ADVERTISERS

Your correspondence or business dealings with, or participation in promotions of, advertisers found on or through the Service, including payment and delivery of related goods or services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties or representations associated with such dealings, are solely between you and such advertiser. You agree that MINDY FISCHER, WRITER shall not be responsible or liable for any loss or damage of any sort incurred as the result of any such dealings or as the result of the presence of such advertisers on the Service.

LINKS

The Service may provide, or third parties may provide, links to other World Wide Web sites or resources. Because MINDY FISCHER, WRITER has no control over such sites and resources, you acknowledge and agree that MINDY FISCHER, WRITER is not responsible for the availability of such external sites or resources, and does not endorse and is not responsible or liable for any Content, advertising, products or other materials on or available from such sites or resources. You further acknowledge and agree that MINDY FISCHER, WRITER shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such Content, goods or services available on or through any such site or resource.

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER ‘S PROPRIETARY RIGHTS

You acknowledge and agree that the Service and any necessary software used in connection with the Service (“Software”) contain proprietary and confidential information that is protected by applicable intellectual property and other laws. You further acknowledge and agree that Content contained in sponsor advertisements or information presented to you through the Service or by advertisers is protected by copyrights, trademarks, service marks, patents or other proprietary rights and laws. Except as expressly permitted by applicable law or authorized by MINDY FISCHER, WRITER or advertisers, you agree not to modify, rent, lease, loan, sell, distribute or create derivative works based on the Service or the Software, in whole or in part.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT: YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED ON AN “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS. MINDY FISCHER, WRITER AND ITS OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, PARTNERS AND LICENSORS EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
MINDY FISCHER, WRITER AND ITS OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, PARTNERS AND LICENSORS MAKE NO WARRANTY THAT (i) THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS; (ii) THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE OR ERROR-FREE; (iii) THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THE SERVICE WILL BE ACCURATE OR RELIABLE; (iv) THE QUALITY OF ANY PRODUCTS, SERVICES, INFORMATION OR OTHER MATERIAL PURCHASED OR OBTAINED BY YOU THROUGH THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS; AND (v) ANY ERRORS IN THE SOFTWARE WILL BE CORRECTED.
ANY MATERIAL DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THE SERVICE IS ACCESSED AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK, AND YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF ANY SUCH MATERIAL.
NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM MINDY FISCHER, WRITER OR THROUGH OR FROM THE SERVICE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY STATED IN THE TOS.

A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF USERS MAY EXPERIENCE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES WHEN EXPOSED TO CERTAIN LIGHT PATTERNS OR BACKGROUNDS ON A COMPUTER SCREEN OR WHILE USING THE SERVICE. CERTAIN CONDITIONS MAY INDUCE PREVIOUSLY UNDETECTED EPILEPTIC SYMPTOMS EVEN IN USERS WHO HAVE NO HISTORY OF PRIOR SEIZURES OR EPILEPSY. IF YOU, OR ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY, HAVE AN EPILEPTIC CONDITION, CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN PRIOR TO USING THE SERVICE. IMMEDIATELY DISCONTINUE USE OF THE SERVICE AND CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS WHILE USING THE SERVICE: DIZZINESS, ALTERED VISION, EYE OR MUSCLE TWITCHES, LOSS OF AWARENESS, DISORIENTATION, ANY INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENT, OR CONVULSIONS.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT MINDY FISCHER, WRITER AND ITS OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, PARTNERS AND LICENSORS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES (EVEN IF MINDY FISCHER, WRITER HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES), RESULTING FROM: (i) THE USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE; (ii) THE COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES RESULTING FROM ANY GOODS, DATA, INFORMATION OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED OR MESSAGES RECEIVED OR TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH OR FROM THE SERVICE; (iii) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR DATA; (iv) STATEMENTS OR CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON THE SERVICE; OR (v) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO THE SERVICE.

EXCLUSIONS AND LIMITATIONS

SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES OR THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. ACCORDINGLY, SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS OF SECTIONS ABOVE MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

SPECIAL ADMONITION FOR SERVICES RELATING TO FINANCIAL MATTERS

If you intend to create or join any service, receive or request any news, messages, alerts or other information from the Service concerning companies, stock quotes, investments or securities, please read the above sections again. They go doubly for you. In addition, for this type of information particularly, the phrase “Let the investor beware” is apt. The Service is provided for informational purposes only, and no Content included in the Service is intended for trading or investing purposes. MINDY FISCHER, WRITER shall not be responsible or liable for the accuracy, usefulness or availability of any information transmitted or made available via the Service, and shall not be responsible or liable for any trading or investment decisions based on such information.

NO THIRD-PARTY BENEFICIARIES

You agree that, except as otherwise expressly provided in this TOS, there shall be no third-party beneficiaries to this agreement.

NOTICE

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER may provide you with notices, including those regarding changes to the TOS, including by but not limited to email, regular mail, SMS, MMS, text message, postings on the Service, or other reasonable means now known or hereinafter developed.

NOTICE AND PROCEDURE FOR MAKING CLAIMS OF COPYRIGHT OR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY INFRINGEMENT

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER respects the intellectual property of others, and we ask our users to do the same. MINDY FISCHER, WRITER may, in appropriate circumstances and at its discretion, disable and/or terminate the accounts of users who may be repeat infringers. If you believe that your work has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, or your intellectual property rights have been otherwise violated, please provide MINDY FISCHER, WRITER the following information:

  1. an electronic or physical signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the copyright or other intellectual property interest;
    b. a description of the copyrighted work or other intellectual property that you claim has been infringed;
    c. a description of where the material that you claim is infringing is located on the site;
    d. your address, telephone number, and email address;
    e. a statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law;
    f. a statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your Notice is accurate and that you are the copyright or intellectual property owner or authorized to act on the copyright or intellectual property owner’s behalf.

MINDY FISCHER, WRITER ’s Agent for Notice of claims of copyright or other intellectual property infringement can be reached as follows:
By email: [email protected]

GENERAL INFORMATION

Entire Agreement. The TOS constitutes the entire agreement between you and MINDY FISCHER, WRITER and governs your use of the Service, superseding any prior agreements between you and MINDY FISCHER, WRITER with respect to the Service. You also may be subject to additional terms and conditions that may apply when you use or purchase certain other MINDY FISCHER, WRITER services, affiliate services, third-party content or third-party software.
Choice of Law and Forum. The TOS and the relationship between you and MINDY FISCHER, WRITER shall be governed by the laws of the State of California without regard to its conflict of law provisions. You and MINDY FISCHER, WRITER agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within the county of Alameda, California.

Waiver and Severability of Terms. The failure of MINDY FISCHER, WRITER to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavour to give effect to the parties’ intentions as reflected in the provision, and the other provisions of the TOS remain in full force and effect.

No Right of Survivorship and Non-Transferability. You agree that your MINDY FISCHER, WRITER account is non-transferable and any rights to your MINDY FISCHER, WRITER ID or contents within your account terminate upon your death. Upon receipt of a copy of a death certificate, your account may be terminated and all contents therein permanently deleted.

Statute of Limitations. You agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of or related to use of the Service or the TOS must be filed within one (1) year after such claim or cause of action arose or be forever barred.

The section titles in the TOS are for convenience only and have no legal or contractual effect.
VIOLATIONS

Please report any violations of the TOS to [email protected]